Slinggy Shot

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Slinggy Shot has been credited With shooting the Rooster King three times with a tomato on three different occasions using his sling shot. This is completely legal within the walls of the realm. It is illegal to shoot a tomato and miss, this keeps the peace and keeps the amount of tomato’s being shot down from the fear of missing. Kings have been known to almost dance about on the stage and in the public eye. The tomato or the splash from a splattered tomato is all that’s needed. Nothing else in the world is allowed to be shot or hurled at the king. If any one in the King’s court is hit the punishment doubles. Ther has been trials were the kings garments were analyzed and scrutinized to see if old lady sister had actually hit the king with some splash from a missed tomato.  

She was found guilty and her punishment was to hike the hill which is actually a small mountain. She survived the hike thanks to the mountain little people who loved her wild berry pies.  

A little About the Queen

The Queens full name is not known by the average person of the realm it has never been an after thought. The people only think of her name as the Queen. Even when she was young and a princess she was called the Queen. Her mother the Queen called her the Queen and so to did the King l. She has always been a well liked Queen except by a few of the functions and the extremist in both sides of the issues. Her blazing red hair makes it easy to spot her out when the court has events and dances atop the breeze way. It has always been rumored that her hair is the same red as elf red or even troll red both of which are a much brighter red and a red that seemingly could not be human. However the Royal blood line is not questioned by normals who wish to keep their heads resting upon their necks. The exception is in the caverns or the network of underground tunnels and ways all are permitted to speak their minds free of royal laws or rules. It is said that if you get affended bellow you must go. The tunnel taverns are where most of the great ideas and art have been thought up. The third level is the library, writing, drawing, and meditation level and speaking is not permitted, only the ancient signlaguage can be used. Although it is a place of silence an orchestra of hand slaps, snaps, and claps can be heard all times of the day and night.


Grass and Night Knight

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“This is not the first time we have been to this place” Night Knight said with a tone of certainty. But still she could tell he was not as sure as his voice was making out to be. Her name is Grass and she has been living off the land for more than two years. She knows the land better than he and she knows that they have never been to this place before. “Night Knight are you sure it even matters if we have or we havn’t been to this terrible place.” She turned around after saying it and looked out side of the shallow cave and after a short pause continued with “ My main worry is how do we get out of here, do you have any arrows we can light on fire and shoot down the cliff toward the others to let them know we are up in this short cave. “ Night Knight looked as he aways did and said “ what do you think teleported us here, I mean there are not supposed to be wizards in this area. but yes i have a bunch of arrows.”

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They decided to climb down to a narrow ledge that was 20 yards below. Grass was a great climber and KK was never one to say no to a challenge even. The truth is that he was only good at climbing up things. He slipped after his second foot hold and feel to the ledge but some how was able to catch himself with both hands on a rock hanging off the ledge. He was the luckiest person in the realm that day and many days before and after. Grass made it ten minutes later arriving to KK and his amused smile.

They were no both on the ledge when the snow started to slowly fall. “I didn’t see this coming “ said KK. Now time was agains them, they had to get off the ledge sooner than they had hoped. Grass looked up towards the clouds.

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The Giant Tree

 The Giant Tree and The Castle 

The Giant Tree and The Castle 

Ther are many stories from the perspective of the great old tree, Translators have countless interviews with the tree.  Most trees will tell stories on windy days but not on breezy or still days. The most notable reference point for the amount of wind used is if a leaf that falls from the tree travels the same distance as the height of the branch it left to the ground. This is the only way people on to legs can comprehend when a tree is most likely to tell a tail.  Elves, trolls, and dwarfs all have tree examiners but humans for some reason seem to have had the most prolific of all. This could be because of the way humans keep records written, while some of the other species seem to pass on the stories through dna or ancient memories. The process can be tiring for the translator. The way they explain it is that they do not hear a voice that they can understand, instead they only hear the deep creeks, the wind and the leafs playing a kind of song that pushes images and visions through their minds. It has been told that translators at times have had to be pulled away from the old wise beings while they grip the trunk and hold their ears tight to the bark. If not for being pulled away might have starved, froze or died of heat exhaustion. The translators from the different